I woke up today, not by my usual alarm clock but my children shaking me.
I got in the shower and felt disorientated as I could feel the water hitting me but couldn't hear it
I got angry with the children because they wouldn't answer me when I asked what they wanted for breakfast
I was angry at the cat for not meowing to go outside and doing his toilet on the kitchen floor
I was angry with my husband for not saying goodbye as he left for work this morning
I was angry at the car for not starting properly as the engine wasn't turning over
I was angry at the car stereo for breaking down and making me miss Chris Moyles
I was angry with my friend for not phoning when she said she would
I was angry with my sister, she visits every week at the same time rings the bell and waits for me to greet her, not today
I was angry that I had to go and buy a new kettle as the whistle went on my old one
I was angry with my mother in law for driving past and not beeping at me
I was angry that I was hit on the back by a falling object and nobody bothered to shout, "look out"
I was happy that my children didn't argue today
I was happy that they decided not to play their music tonight
I was happy that there were no complaints over what we were having for tea
I was happy the children didn't moan about going to bed
And I was happy to be going to bed so I could take these earplugs out
March 2004
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